I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back. Commentary:"Because let's face it, chasing after your own bra is not the glamorous encore anyone wants to witness 🎤💸 #RichPeopleProblems" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend. I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either. I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here. Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
