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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Commentary:
"Because let's face it, chasing after your own bra is not the glamorous encore anyone wants to witness 🎤💸 #RichPeopleProblems"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aspiration, back, bra, concert, fame, humor, i, just, onstage, performance, rich, run on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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