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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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