Commentary:
Spice up your life: When friendship goals include discovering who zig-a-zig-ah'd into who’s heart! 🌶️❤️🎤
Funny fame quotes
Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.
Commentary:
Level up your Monopoly game before you flex, social media champ! 😎💸🃏
Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?
Commentary:
"Guess we'll have to rely on CGI for realistic running scenes after Cruise hangs up his sneakers! 🏃♂️💨🎬"
I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.
Commentary:
"I agree! I miss the good old days when the only mystery was how on earth they got their hair so perfect! 😂✨🤷♂️"
I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.
Commentary:
"Who needs money and fame when you can have a whole lot of wrongness instead? 🤪💸 Embracing the chaos one post at a time! 😂📱 #WrongButFunny"
There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.
Commentary:
"Ah, fame, the fickle lover that some handle with grace, while others turn it into a messy breakup on live TV 🌟🚫💔 #FameGameMishaps"
Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate dream trio: a street, a school, and a mental hospital all in your honor! 🏫🛣️🏥 One way or another, your legacy is bound to leave an impact in this world! 🌟😜"
I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.
Commentary:
"Because let's face it, chasing after your own bra is not the glamorous encore anyone wants to witness 🎤💸 #RichPeopleProblems"