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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.