Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Commentary:
“Ah, yes, we are setting some legendary precedents for the history books! Future generations will be like ‘Remember that time they precedented the heck out of everything?’ 📚👀 Let’s hope they appreciate our unprecedented dedication to being precedent-setters!”

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