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Mar 31, 2026

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

Witty quote about honesty and bed-making struggles, blending humor with everyday chaos.

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When you realize holding onto the corner of a fitted sheet is the most committed relationship you’ve ever been in 😂🛏️

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