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I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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When you realize holding onto the corner of a fitted sheet is the most committed relationship you’ve ever been in 😂🛏️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bedroom, domestic, domestic task, fitted, fitted sheet, help, honesty, humor, i, lie, mattress, me, put, relationship, sex, sheet, task on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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