βDo something with your life.β Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering? Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why chase dreams when I can perfect the art of procrastination? π¨π΄ Related funny posts π€ I want the dreams to chase me for once. I donβt get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere. A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing. I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.