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I lied, thereโ€™s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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One way to keep the romance sizzling: using the ladder more than the love song! ๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšจ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged battery, change, detector, excuse, humor, i, just, lie, need, relationship, sex, smoke, smoke detector on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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