I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.