I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Iced coffee: the self-care elixir that keeps me hydrated and hyper-caffeinated! ☕️💧😄 Related funny posts 🤝 They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker. Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass. Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance. If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.