I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.