I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.