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Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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Making waves on WeChat:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

Going viral on Threads:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Making waves on TikTok:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Shared recently on Slack:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Breaking via WeChat:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

2 months ago

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

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Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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34 shares on Twitch this month:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

89 shares on X this month:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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Just landed via YouTube:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Just landed via YouTube:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Trending via Instagram:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Going viral on Slack:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

Going viral on Twitch:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Spotted on Threads:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Breaking via Telegram:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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