I love having plans to cancel.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.