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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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2 months ago

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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2 months ago

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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2 months ago

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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5 months ago

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Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

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3 months ago

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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2 months ago

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57 shares on WeChat this month:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Making waves on Threads:

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Trending via Pinterest:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

Freshly posted on Threads:

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Just landed via Twitch:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Spotted on Messenger:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Making waves on Twitch:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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