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"Ah, the joys of adulting – when making coffee and moving from the kitchen to the couch qualify as major achievements! 🤣☕️ It's all about setting realistic goals, right? #SundayVibes"

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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1 month ago

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Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

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3 days ago

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Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

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3 months ago

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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2 months ago

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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2 months ago

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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2 months ago

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

83 shares on X this month:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

48 shares on Threads this month:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Trending via WeChat:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Going viral on Twitch:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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