I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:At least my feet have standards, even if my life decisions don’t 👞😂 Related funny posts 🤝 I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices. After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid. Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like. The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city. Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.