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I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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At least my feet have standards, even if my life decisions don’t 👞😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bad choice, choice, choices, croc, Crocs, footwear, humor, i, life, never, pair on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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← I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’ I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it. →
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