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Congratulations on your new personal best in decision-making Olympics! 🏆🤪🎉
Funny bad choice quotes
Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.
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Sounds like I'm the same comedian whether I'm sipping tea or tequila 🤔🎭🥃
I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.
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Oh no, that sounds like a never-ending rollercoaster ride through Regret-ville with a layover in Doubt City! 🎢🙈 Just remember, even in the chaos of bad decisions, there's always a chance to break free from the loop and hail a cab to Positivity Town! 🚕😄 #LifeChoicesEndInit
I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.
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At least my feet have standards, even if my life decisions don’t 👞😂