Commentary:
Looks like the Meta glasses went from "lens to laughs" real quick! 🤓🤣👀
Funny pair quotes
You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.
Commentary:
When you level up from Fisher-Price to Edward Scissorhands! ✂️😂✂️
My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.
Commentary:
So your husband cracked the mysterious 'sock code'? Next he'll invent the wheel! 🧦🔄😂
Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.
Commentary:
Sounds like the plot twist nobody saw coming in a rom-com about household chores!
Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.
Commentary:
Sounds like the Grinch is trying a new diet plan on us! 🍪😂🎅
Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?
Commentary:
When parents pop in, I just hope I'm not caught with my secret family… my pile of snacks! 🍿😂🍪
Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.
I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.
Commentary:
At least my feet have standards, even if my life decisions don’t 👞😂