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Funny pair quotes

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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