I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your dad was the original HVAC influencer! 😂🌬️🤷♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!” As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital. A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze. Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume. My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.