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  • Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
  • When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
  • You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.
  • My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.
  • Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.
  • No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.