Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.
  • Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”
  • It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
  • I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.
  • The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.
  • Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.