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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.