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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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