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  • Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.
  • Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.
  • I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.
  • Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?
  • I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.
  • Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe