I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.