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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on m…

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on m…

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"Looks like this person has a magnetic pull for all the crazies 🌀🤪 Better swipe right on a therapist instead! #AttractingPsychos"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, attract, crush, dating, ever, humor, i, me, psychopath, relationship, self-awareness, therapist on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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