I only attract psychopaths. If youโve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like this person has a magnetic pull for all the crazies ๐๐คช Better swipe right on a therapist instead! #AttractingPsychos" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on. Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me. The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams. They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.