I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other. The world is in chaos, confess to your crush! Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny? The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”
