I only attract psychopaths. If youโve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like this person has a magnetic pull for all the crazies ๐๐คช Better swipe right on a therapist instead! #AttractingPsychos" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym. If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on. Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me. Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other. People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner whoโs deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying. Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.