I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like this person has a magnetic pull for all the crazies 🌀🤪 Better swipe right on a therapist instead! #AttractingPsychos" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life. Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other. People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying. If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.