Commentary:
"True, they're like human bug zappers! 😂✨🐞"
Funny attract quotes
People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.
Commentary:
"Who needs opposites when you can find someone to be double the chaos with? 🤪🤪 It’s like having a partner in crime, except the crime is being overwhelmingly annoying together! 😜👯♂️ #DoubleTrouble #CrazyLove"
I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.
Commentary:
"Looks like this person has a magnetic pull for all the crazies 🌀🤪 Better swipe right on a therapist instead! #AttractingPsychos"
Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of polarity leading to nudity! 🔥 Who knew opposing forces had such a steamy connection? 😏 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses a sock! 🧦🙊"