Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.
  • I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.
  • Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.
  • Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
  • I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.
  • Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.