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Witty text about friendship and humor between darkness and a surprising twist.

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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When even darkness is taken, it's time to work on your glow-up! 🌟😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boyfriend, conversation, darkness, friend, friendship, hello, humor, i, joke, me, old, rejection, relationship on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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