Funny squeak quotes

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Commentary:
As an amateur carpenter, I can confirm: beds are known to suffer from performance anxiety! 🛏️🔨😅

Commentary:
Squeak to me, and I might respond… if I'm not feeling too mouse-y! 🐭👂😄