I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a knockout decision! π₯΄π₯π Related funny posts π€ People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isnβt coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face. Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it. That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness. Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting. Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.