I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Still waiting for my grocery store dance battle debut! ππΊππ" Related funny posts π€ Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! Iβm kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food. Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.