I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! ππΊππ©βπ¦°" Related Funny Posts π€ The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldnβt feel it? I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever. I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone. βIβd love to go to the moonβ I said βbut on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of itβs thereβ We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.