I respect the moon because it controls three of our most pr… Commentary:"When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩🦰" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever. I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone. “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there” We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.