Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
I respect the moon because it controls three of our most pr…

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most pr…

Commentary:
"When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩‍🦰"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.
  • I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.
  • “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”
  • We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.
  • If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged astrology, celestial, humor, i, moon, most, nature, ocean, respect, three, wolf, woman, women on May 15, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety. Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that… →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 395 this month

14,146 funny quotes and pics

16,423 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 25, 2025

3,792 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress