I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.