I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've unlocked the ninja skill of sleep-standing! โ๏ธ๐ด๐งโโ๏ธ Related funny posts ๐ค I need a stunt double for when Iโm navigating my way to the bathroom at night. Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill. If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented. I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day. โIโm gonna sneak past you.โ No youโre not. Youโve alerted me.