I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who needs logic when you've got cookies and presents? π πͺπ Related funny posts π€ Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents. Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show. If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why donβt we put them in charge of more stuff? One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies. Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?