I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like it's time for a hands-on performance 🎷👐✨ Related funny posts 🤝 You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands. Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands! I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them. The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands. “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.