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There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.