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  • Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.
  • Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.
  • Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.
  • I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.
  • I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.
  • There are people who leave comments on porn videos.