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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn…

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn…

Commentary:
"Looks like Valentine's Day plans just got celebrity-crushed! 💔 Sorry, boyfriend, but sharing Salma Hayek might be a bit out of the budget. 😜 Maybe next year you can aim for someone a wee bit more attainable! 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boyfriend, broke, day, hayek, heart, humor, i, jealousy, love, relationship, salma, Salma Hayek, think, valentine's, Valentine’s Day on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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