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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Commentary:
"Valentine's Day: the one day a year when we switch from eye-rolling cynics to hopeful romantics faster than you can say 'chocolate-covered strawberries' 🍓💘 Who can resist the power of a well-timed gift? 😉 #LoveHateRelationship"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged believe, case, celebrate, day, gift, give, holiday, humor, i, irony, love, me, present, relationship, someone, stupid, valentine's, Valentine’s Day on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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