I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Commentary:
“Ah, yes, the magical time when leftovers start developing autonomy 🍲🤖. They are probably having a party in your fridge while plotting their escape mission! Time to set them free, brave soul 😄👋.”

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