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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Commentary:
"Who needs a soulmate when you have carbs to fulfill your every craving 🍟🍕🥨? Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have a warm loaf of bread waiting for you? Carbs truly are the way to your heart (and stomach)! 💖 #CarbLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, carb, craving, food, humor, i, love, relationship, soulmate, think on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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