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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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"Well, if 2-3 million dollars is what's missing in your life, I'd say you're just a few zeros away from being truly fulfilled. Who needs inner peace and self-discovery when you can have a yacht and endless shopping sprees, right?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aspiration, dollars, dream, humor, joke, life, million, missing, money, wealth on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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