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"Well, if 2-3 million dollars is what's missing in your life, I'd say you're just a few zeros away from being truly fulfilled. Who needs inner peace and self-discovery when you can have a yacht and endless shopping sprees, right?"

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

11 shares on Threads this month:

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

58 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Just landed via Discord:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Making waves on Instagram:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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