Trendy Funny Quotes

  • How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?
  • If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?
  • If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.
  • If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.
  • I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.
  • Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.