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When the price of avocados makes me consider taking out a mortgage 😂🥑💸
Funny peak quotes
I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.
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When dial-up internet was our biggest problem and Tamagotchis were our hardest responsibility! 🕹️📟😄
Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.
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August really is a shape-shifter! 😎🦇 One minute we're sunbathing, the next we're carving pumpkins in flip-flops! 🎃👻
“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.
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Asking the real CEO of the house for approval… gotta love living on the edge 😂👰📊
Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.
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Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎