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"Ah, the age-old confusion between love-making and sock-putting-on activities! 😂 Who says romance is dead when you can have a thrilling sock-fitting session instead? 🧦💕"

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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