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"Ah, the age-old confusion between love-making and sock-putting-on activities! 😂 Who says romance is dead when you can have a thrilling sock-fitting session instead? 🧦💕"

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53 shares on Discord this month:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

83 shares on Slack this month:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

60 shares on Slack this month:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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Less talkie. More kissie.

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Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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