I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”