Trendy Funny Quotes

  • By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.
  • Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.
  • I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!
  • The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.
  • Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.
  • Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.