I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday. I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes. Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.
