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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?