I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to date myself would be a real ego trip! ππ Related funny posts π In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybodyβs phone numbers? If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding? I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself. Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.