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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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Trying to date myself would be a real ego trip! 😜💍

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, funnier, humor, i, joke, marriage, marry, me, relationship, self-confidence, someone, wit on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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