I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:No body heat issues when you're forever hot stuff! 🔥💀😎 Related funny posts 😂 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings. The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.