Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just when I thought I was getting romance, turns out it's vertigo! š¦š¤šµ Related funny posts š¤ First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems. Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.” Did you get that psychic damage I sent you? Iām going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted. Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage Iām like “yeah, me know”.