Commentary:
"Looks like the couch is on a mission to save you from the evil clutches of exercise! ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช Who needs a workout when you have a trusty couch sidekick ready to defend you at all costs? ๐๐๏ธ #CouchPotatoForLife"
I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.