I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me. Funny Quotes November 7, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over. “Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade. Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
