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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw i…

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw i…

Commentary:
"Looks like the couch is on a mission to save you from the evil clutches of exercise! 🦸‍♂️💪 Who needs a workout when you have a trusty couch sidekick ready to defend you at all costs? 😂🛋️ #CouchPotatoForLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actually, couch, exercise, humor, i, laziness, me, procrastination, protection, under, workout on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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