I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When cardio meets comedy: burning calories one laugh at a time! 😜😂🏃♂️💬 Related funny posts 🤝 I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat. If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout. Scrolling should count as cardio. What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.