I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Forget travel dates, my wallet sets the itinerary! π€πΊοΈπ Related funny posts π€ I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money. My wallet is empty, just like my soul. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website. Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke. Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.