12 funny Googling quotes - Wordgag

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

May 24, 2026

Googling symptoms until you cry.

May 23, 2026

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

May 22, 2026

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

May 22, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

May 21, 2026

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

May 19, 2026

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

Apr 1, 2026

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

Mar 31, 2026

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Mar 30, 2026

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Mar 29, 2026

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Mar 28, 2026

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Mar 28, 2026