Commentary:
Eye of newt, spite of ex—let’s get petty, medieval style 🧙♀️🕯️📜
Funny playful threat quotes
You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.
Commentary:
Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! 🐕🔥😂 But hey, at least my chasing skills won’t leave you panting… unless it's from laughing too hard! 😄🎉
If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.
Commentary:
"Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"