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Eye of newt, spite of ex—let’s get petty, medieval style 🧙♀️🕯️📜
Commentary:
Eye of newt, spite of ex—let’s get petty, medieval style 🧙♀️🕯️📜
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Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! 🐕🔥😂 But hey, at least my chasing skills won’t leave you panting… unless it's from laughing too hard! 😄🎉
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"Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"