I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Would love that too, as long as they bring snacks every time! ππͺπ Related funny posts π€ I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends. Donβt tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly thatβs where Iβm the weakest. Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? Youβre literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride. Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.