Commentary:
When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕
12 Funny lived quotes
Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.
Commentary:
That’s one way to find out who’s truly committed to the match! 📣😂 #LocalLove
If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!
Commentary:
Living for the puns! 🐭 If a mouse makes it to Moscow, does that make them Mouse-co-politan? 😂🧀🌍
Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?
Commentary:
Trying to finish a bottle of Worcestershire sauce is like playing a video game on expert level 🎮🕵️♂️🥫
I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.
Commentary:
"100% agree! If only the universe came with a suggestion box for these very reasonable requests! 🐾💸🍰🤦♂️"
My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.
Commentary:
"Either the house *ghost*ed you or you've been living with some very lively spirits all this time! 👻😂 Who you gonna call? Definitely not the Ghostbusters! 🚫👻 #HauntedHouseMystery"
January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.
Commentary:
Guess I'm starring in my own plot twist movie this year! 🍿🎬😄
No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.
Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, someone on Reddit's already made a 3-part saga about their lemonade stand fiasco 🍋🤣📈
I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.
Commentary:
Would love that too, as long as they bring snacks every time! 🍕🚪😂
The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.
Commentary:
Embracing my inner witch vibes, because who needs noisy neighbors when you can have chatty squirrels? 🌲🧙♀️✨