It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though. Posted onMay 30, 2026
Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it. Posted onMay 30, 2026
If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow! Posted onMay 29, 2026
I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats. Posted onMay 28, 2026
My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange. Posted onMay 24, 2026
No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes. Posted onMay 20, 2026
I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited. Posted onMay 20, 2026
I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes. Posted onMay 19, 2026