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12 Funny lived quotes

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

Posted onMar 24, 2026

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

Posted onMar 23, 2026

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Posted onMar 23, 2026

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

Posted onMar 23, 2026

I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

Posted onMar 22, 2026

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Posted onMar 22, 2026

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